[Verse 1]

How young are you? How old am I?

Let's count the rings around my eye

How smart are you? How dumb am I?

Don't count any of my advice

[Chorus]

Oh, meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime

Now, I don't care, meet me tonight

If you will dare, I might dare

[Verse 2]

Call me on Thursday, if you will

Or call me on Wednesday, better still

Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be the winner

Fingernails and cigarettes, a lousy dinner

How young are you?

Oh, oh, oh

Come on!

[Chorus]

Meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime

Now, I don't care, meet me tonight

If you will dare, I will dare

Meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime

Now, I don't care, meet me tonight

If you will dare, I will dare

[Verse 3]

How young are you? How old am I?

Let's count the rings around my eyes

How smart are you? How smart are you!?

How dumb am I?

(How dumb am I?)

[Chorus]

Meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime

Now, I don't care, meet me tonight

If you will dare, I will dare

Meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime

Now, I don't care, meet me tonight

If you will dare, I will dare