[Verse 1]

Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt

Here comes Jane, y'know she's sporting a chain

Same hair, revolution

Same build, evolution

Tomorrow who's gonna fuss?

[Chorus]

And they love each other so

Androgynous

Closer than you know, love each other so

Androgynous

[Verse 2]

Don't get him wrong and don't get him mad

He might be a father, but he sure ain't a dad

And she don't need advice that'll center her

She's happy with the way she looks, she's happy with her gender

[Chorus]

And they love each other so

Androgynous

Closer than you know, love each other so

Androgynous

[Bridge]

Mirror image, see no damage

See no evil at all

Kewpie dolls and urine stalls will be laughed at

The way you're laughed at now

[Verse 3]

Now, something meets Boy, and something meets Girl

They both look the same, they're overjoyed in this world

Same hair, revolution

Unisex, evolution

Tomorrow who's gonna fuss

And tomorrow Dick is wearing pants

And tomorrow Jane is wearing a dress

Future outcasts and they don't last

And today, the people dress the way that they please

The way they tried to do in the last centuries

[Chorus]

And they love each other so

Androgynous

Closer than you know, love each other so

Androgynous

[Ending]

(Jefferson's Cock)