INTRO: [FY$]

Everybody’s a little afraid of the dark

But if you’re ever feeling brave…

You can find me there...

VERSE 1: [FY$]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:

I’m a creature of the night; I’m not ya boyfriend

Suck ya pussy like Dracula, fuck ya like Frankenstein

Either way ya put it, I’m a monster between ya thighs

Hairy like the Wolman.  Hairy with a wolf dick

Make you my bitch then fuck your wolf tits!

I’m not in love

You’re a cunt, but I like what I see

And I’m gonna grab ya by the pussy

You’re on the rag, and you’re nice and bloody—

I’m a zombie…and ya sure look yummy

Trick'r treat, mother fucker!  I’m the real monster!

I smash ya clam with my claws like a lobster!

***[DJ dad-E]

“Fuck ya, then kill ya

Then bring ya back from the dead!..."***

CHORUS: [DJ dad-E]

‘Cause I am a monster

And I’m not ashamed

***[FY$]

(Yer Goddamn Right!)***

I’m on the loose tonight

And I’m ready to play

VERSE 2: [FY$]

We hook-up then I ghost ya

‘Cause ya pussy’s bourgeois

(I’m so high-class, my crabs come from porn stars!)

I wish we had chemistry. That would be great—

But you call me The Thing after watching me mutate!

Monster!  Gangster!  Entrepreneur!

This my cavalier, cocksure overture

On my knees while ya breastfeed me

After gettin’ denied by The Human Centipede…

CHORUS: [DJ dad-E]

‘Cause I am a monster

And I’m not ashamed

I’m on the loose tonight

And I’m ready to play

POST-CHORUS 1: [FY$]

Let’s bang (bang, bang, bang, bang)…

Let’s bang

Don’t  monster-shame, bae

I was born this way, bae

I got a dick for real, bae—

See my beast come out…

BRIDGE: [FY$]

Now I’m headed out downtown

Lookin’ for trouble

Share a needle with a vagrant;

Burst reality’s bubble

Now I’m feelin’ all the good things

Swingin’ as the worlds sing

(Unseen colors to become a part of me)

Let’s begin

Time and space is dead

King, I am:

Watch me chop off your head!

VERSE 3: [FY$]

I am a Xenomorph facehugger

Deep-throatin’ ya

I’m Jekyll, AND Hyde—

Ya know I’m a stud, right?

Curse of The Mummy

While you’re in my tomb

18 and up?

You’re done and doomed!

CHORUS: [DJ dad-E]

‘Cause I am a monster

And I’m not ashamed

I’m on the loose tonight

And I’m ready to play

I am a monster

And I’m not ashamed

I’m on the loose tonight

And I’m ready to play

***[FY$]

Yer goddamn right!***

{Manical laughter}