[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1: Fink]

Not quite a fem-bot

But almost an alien

She's in the smell of the month club

I feel it my lungs

Lesbian junkie-funky

Slam dunk cosmonaut

Well laser guns and having fun

Biological parking lot

[Chorus: Fink, Van Gogh]

All systems down

(All... All... All...)

[Verse 2: Fink]

So titty-twist a mad scientist

Oh, is this the toxic ride?

Wrap me up in a plastic bag

And hang me out to dry

Artificial respiration

I need my medication

Load me up and light a match

All systems down and out

[Chorus: Fink, Van Gogh]

It's down and out!

(All... All... All...)

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus: Fink, Van Gogh]

All systems down

(All... All... All...)

[Verse 3: Fink]

So titty-twist a mad scientist

Oh, is this the toxic ride?

Wrap me up in a plastic bag

And hang me out to dry

Lesbian junkie-funky

And slam dunk a cosmonaut

Well laser guns and having fun

Biological parking lot

[Chorus: Fink, Van Gogh]

All systems down

(All... All... All...)