[Verse 1: Van Gough & The Snoo]

There’s a squatter in my flat

My records are all scratched

The cat box is overflowing

I don’t even have a cat

McDonald’s wrappers in the trash

[Verse 2: Van Gough & The Snoo, The Snoo]

There’s a squatter in my flat

They probably were hoping that I’m never coming back

They ate my bag of mushrooms

And they spent all of my cash!

Boot prints on the sofa

And semen in the sink

Whatever’s in the garbage can is really beginning to stink

I really never should’ve left that key under the mat

I just got home from tour and there’s a squatter in my flat!