[Verse 1: Van Gough]
Reto, you're a technical whiz
Masturbating with computers for a legion of kids!
Reto, you're a solid state
A microchip and designer tape
Oh Reto, where did you come from?
With transistors and a keyboard you're a virtual gun
Reto, is there something wrong?
The bigger wider robot is abusing its probe
When life's behind the screen of an agoraphobe
Oh Reto, artificial life
A new computer and a brand new wife
Oh Reto! Can you process this?
A girlfriend in a coma having cyber-sex!
Gambling away with computer chips, oh no
[Chorus: Fink and Van Gough]
(Knowing where we're going)
Where do we go? (Where we're going)
Where do we go? (Where we're going)
Where do we go? (Where we're going)
[Verse 2: Van Gough]
Oh Reto, are you future smart?
Fiber-optic cyberclock and digital heart
Reto, can you cipher me? 802.11b
Oh Reto, it's a stripped down world
Like periodic acid in a toilet bowl
Reto, it's an SOS
We're microwaving signals like a scientist
Our bit-rate is shrinking to a nonexistence, no
[Chorus: Fink and Van Gough]
(Knowing where we're going)
Where do we go?
(Knowing where we're going)
Where do we go? (Where we're going)
Where do we go? (Where we're going)
Where do we go? Reto!