Candy, get out of the mud

Stupid newspeople put her through the third degree

'Cause she is just a bit too happy

Laughter and disaster you’ll see

Wiping smudges off my muddy trailer park CDs

CDs

Ask me the question I love

How do I feel now my house is crumbling to the sea

And if I seem a bit too angry

This weather makes me moody you'll see

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Wiping smudges off my muddy trailer park CDs

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I see they've given up

They couldn't find a story that was worthy of TV

They're shooting a cat stuck in a tree

And suddenly a long shot of me

Wiping smudges off my muddy trailer park

Wiping smudges off my muddy trailer park

Wiping smudges off my muddy trailer park CDs

CDs