[Verse 1]

He's Joe of sharks and bloom

Miss Florence Normandie rejects your room

He's lonely in hell

He's stoned and way up on

The trip of sin


[Verse 2]

Now if I said what I thought true

I might just be right about most of you

But it's boring as hell

To ask then kiss and tell

When we've got better things to do


[Chorus]

So dear waitress of mine

I hope you read what I have felt

'Cuz in so little time

I've made you see I'm all alone

You see I'm not the ordinary one at all


[Verse 3]

She's Joan of Arc to you

Or Florence Nightingale to lick your wounds

She's Jezebel

Who stole away upon

A ship of men


[Chorus]

So dear waitress of mine

I hope you read what I have felt

'Cuz in so little time

Well I've made you see I'm all alone

And see I'm not the ordinary one at all


[Chorus]

So dear waitress of mine

I hope you read what I have felt

'Cuz in so little time (give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)

I've made you see I'm all alone

And see I'm not the ordinary one at all

You see I'm not the ordinary one at all

You see I'm not the ordinary one at all


[Coda]

The ordinary one at all

The ordinary one at all

The ordinary one at all

The ordinary one at all

The ordinary one at all