Trivial birdcage sunday newspaper

Regales me with tales of Hollywood's latest caper

Thank you for telling me the top-rented video

But what does Robert Hilburn know about rock and roll?

Tell me about the beard that the actor wore

Show me every soap commercial that you made before

It's nice to know that Goldie Hawn has a tortured soul

But what does Robert Hilburn know about rock and roll?

See why I had to run?

You know they're gonna screen test Jesus when he comes to town

Tell them he can keep the dreadlocks brother

But would you keep it down, keep it down, keep it down

It's nice to know that Goldie Hawn has a tortured soul

But what does Robert Hilburn know about rock and roll?

See why I had to run?