Laugh at the fenced-in lake

Whistling joggers wrestle with the dark

Dog shit in the park

Cupid's arrow deflected along my way

Deflected along my way

My emergency brake

Doesn't work on yon siren of the lake

You know all about Mia Farrow

I don't and I've lost my way

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I don't and I've lost my way-ay-ay

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As I lay here fine

You came shooting through my head like sparks

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I can vaguely remember my high school

Games just took our marks

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I don't and I've lost my way

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I don't and I've lost my way-ay-ay

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Hey girls

Cruising the ugly lake

200 miles per hour in the dark

You know all about straight and narrow

I don't and I've lost my way

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I don't and I've lost my way-ay-ay

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Hey girls