She's no beauty queen

But she doesn't mind being seen with me

I may not be the best

But I'm the only guy that she can get

And with a love like that, you know it's gotta last

And we're gonna stay together as the years go rocketing past

We share everything his-and-hers

Like all the things that get on our nerves

So she's with me, and there's nobody waiting in the wings

'Cause we hate all the same things

Now I'm anticipating

We'll spend another lovely evening of complaining

About life, 'cause we've discovered

It's one damn thing after another

So don't try to call us, we won't answer the phone

We hate to go out in public even more than we hate staying at home

We'd just hate anything, anywhere

And anybody who may be there

So I'll be here, and she'll be near

There's nowhere else to be

'Cause we hate all the same things

Yeah, we hate all the same things

When the dog bites

When my bee stings

When you're feeling some of these things:

Ennui, misanthropy

(Weltschmerz)

Weltschmerz, anomie

Just think of all the things you hate

And things start looking pretty great

If there's someone who hates them, too

And she's with you the whole night through

[Guitar lead]

If you've had a few lucky breaks

And you've made all the right mistakes

You can be like she and me in a world that swings

If you hate all the same things

Like we hate all the same things

Yeah, we hate all the same things

We hate all the same things