Drunk Space Pirate (Live)

[Spoken: Jonny d'Ville]

"Sing along if you still know the words. Tim?"

[Gunpowder Tim]

"It's been ten years—"

[Jonny d'Ville]

"Uh— ten millenium."

[Gunpowder Tim]

"-Give or take. And not once - not once - have you said please."

[Jonny d'Ville]

"Now. This is when- we're doing this now."

[Gunpowder Tim]

"Now, now we'll do it"

[Jonny d'Ville]

"Tim? ...Please"

"Basic politeness gets a cheer. That's— unbelievable really."

[Intro: Jonny d'Ville]

What shall we do with a drunk—

"I don't even need to be here, do I."

What shall we do with a drunk space pirate

Distant stars awaiting

[Chorus]

Way-hey the wormhole beckons

Distant stars awaiting

[Verse 1]

Shove 'im in the airlock 'til he's sober

Distant stars awaiting

[Chorus]

Way-hey the wormhole beckons

Distant stars awaiting

[Verse 2]

Strap 'im to the rear hull in a spacesuit

Distant stars awaiting

[Chorus]

Way-hey the wormhole beckons

Distant stars awaiting

[Verse 3]

Throw 'im in the brig with a slavering moon-beast

Distant stars awaiting

[Chorus]

Way-hey the wormhole beckons (Way-hey)

Distant stars awaiting

[Verse 4]

Twenty kisses of the vibrolash

Oh, distant stars awaiting

[Chorus]

Way-hey the wormhole beckons (Way-hey)

Distant stars awaiting

[Instrumental]

[Verse 5]

Shave his belly with a rusty laser

Distant stars awaiting

[Chorus]

Way-hey the wormhole beckons (Way-hey)

Distant stars awaiting

[Spoken: Jonny d'Ville]

And so it is goodbye. From the crew of the Aurora:

Ben Below as DrumBot Brian

Frank Voss as Ashes O'Reilly

Tim Ledsam as Gunpowder Tim

Kofi Young as Baron Marius von Raum

Rachel L Hughes as Raphaella la Cognizi

Morgan Wilkinson as Ivy Alexandria

The Toy Soldier as Jessica Law

And Jonny Sims as Jonny d'Ville, your humble first mate

[Gunpowder Tim]

"First Ma-"

[The Toy Soldier]

"Wait, what?"

[Jonny d'Ville]

"I know what I said."

[Outro]

That's what we’ll do with a drunk space-pirate!

Distant stars awaiting

[Spoken: Jonny d'Ville]

Thank you