[Intro: Jorma & Akiva]

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not sc-scared

Hey

Hey. What's wrong?

Come quick. Some losers want to fight us

Oh. Not again. I'll go get my gun

Okay

[Chorus: Jorma & Akiva]

You must be loco to mess with us

Don't you know we're dangerous?

We'll kill you

We'll kill you

[Verse 1: Akiva, Jorma & Both]

It's on now; the fight's beginning

One punch in and we're already winning

Guy #1, the ape-shit killer

After you're dead, I drink an ice-cold Miller

Out on parole and I'm looking to score

I'm Guy #2, I'll take your whore

AKs, Uzis, nines and Glocks

One pierced ear and ankle socks

If you see us on the street, you can bet we're high

We wear sunglasses for blood-shot eyes

Each jerk we kill, our hearts grow colder

I could shoot all day, doesn't hurt my shoulder

I drive all the time, it's no big deal

Open the door and get behind the wheel

I only hang with felons, killers, and thugs

You're still a cunt, Steve; go fuck your snake

[Chorus: Akiva & Jorma]

You must be loco to mess with us

Don't you know we're dangerous?

We'll kill you

We'll kill you

[Bridge: Akiva & Jorma]

Our thirst for blood

Is never enough

Is there a heaven

For gangsters like us?

[Verse 2: Akiva, Jorma, & Both]

Hey, Guy #1? Yeah, Guy #2?

I'm just doing me! I'm doing you too! (No!)

I only date girls who have been around

I know what they like, I'll go downtown

We play dominoes, but call them bones

And wear cool hats like Al Capone

Who cares about the pigs? We can pay the bail

You're just a loser; you'd get raped in jail

We're just two guys who have a death wish

Screw tried by twelve, we'll be carried by six, like:

Bowm, bowm

Bowm bowm bowm bowm-bowm

[Chorus: Akiva & Jorma]

You must be loco to mess with us

Don't you know we're dangerous?

We'll kill you

We'll kill you

[Outro: Jorma]

Ain't no such thing as half-way crooks

You're scared of death, you're scared to look; you're shook