[Intro Skit: Rihanna]

We've done the work, we know the system

We have the firepower, and we have each other

You ready?

[Intro: Rihanna]

Yeah, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay

We at it again, everybody now

[Chorus: Rihanna]

Hands in the air, it's a stick up, stick up

No funny business or you get lit up, lit up

You test I (I), you gon' die (Die)

And at your funeral, your mama gon' cry

So customers, press the floor, floor

And clerks, open cash drawers slow, slow

If you don't wanna end up dead

You'll do everything Shy Ronnie says

Tell 'em, Ronnie

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg & Rihanna]

Hey, it's Shy Ronnie, and you down on the floor

You're doing it in a bank

No one in the bank can hear you

[?] rest of your life

Shy Ronnie, use your outside voice

[?] cops come [?]

We don't have time for this

Haha

Let's go

[Chorus: Rihanna]

So, stay on the ground, it's a stick up, stick up

Your wallets and jewels, we'll pick up, pick up

Unload the cash (Cash), move your ass (Ass)

We getting' money, tell 'em, Shy Ronnie

[Verse 2: Andy Samberg & Rihanna]

Back on the scene, Shy Ronnie with the heat

[?] no time [?]

Please, please use your words

[?] nonstop

Just imagine that everyone's naked

Where am I now? [?] rising to the top

Uh, oh, boner alert

He really pictured them naked

Haha

Why did I think you could do this?

[Bridge: Rihanna, Bill Hader & Andy Samberg]

Ronnie, hostage on the move

He shot himself

And why is your gun so small?

The police are on their way

Come out with your hands up

Good luck, Shy Ronnie

Bye-bye

Haha

[Verse 3: Andy Samberg]

Ronnie, motherfucker, and I'm back from the dead

Brain bored with the murder, so I shot my own leg

Don't get the name twisted, 'cause I'm crazy as shit

I hung a giant-ass noose off my giant-ass dick

[?] everytime

[Bridge: Rihanna & Andy Samberg]

Ay, I forgot this money

[?]

And also this guy

[?]

Come on, we're gonna have sex

[?]

Too-da-loo

[Outro: Andy Samberg]

And you can hang from it

'Cause you don't wanna see my real gun

Shots to the sky

But your face sound real fun

Ronnie