[Intro: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]

Oh, it's been a long time coming

Two of the world's greatest

America's Sweetheart, Reba McEntire

Yeah, yeah, how you doin', Andy?

We 'bout to take it to the top

Hit 'em, Reba

[Hook 1: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]

Haters in my face

Try to keep me down

But you know we keep on shining (Here we go!)

Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds

'Bout to set this track on fire

Yeah, she's the queen of country

He's a comedy prince

Makin' something out of nothing (Haha)

We hooked up in the studio to make this song

But as usual, we ended up fucking (No doubt)

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]

Flashback to when I first met Reba

Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba

I said I was a fan, she said "prove it"

Dropped her denim skirt and said, "hop to it"

Made love all night

More like we fucked!

Kids banging on the door, trynna interrupt

But them autographs can wait

Cause this is way too strong

I can't leave it alone

Because her pussy's the bomb

[Hook 2: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]

Well my pussy is the bomb and that's a fact

But these n-words keep on tripping (Okay)

So I stay on my grind and drop these hits

Cause I can't go back to stripping (I'm Reba!)

You're my undercover freak

And you're my best friend, but our families don't approve

That's right cause I'm a city boy

And I'm a country girl

And I'll never leave your sweet balls blue

[Verse 2: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]

Ay, because a girl like Reba's got just what I need

With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave

And a penis

Hot damn, she fly

All she wanna do is buck me

I'm a lucky guy

I'm a guy too

My friends think I should dump her

They say she's a man who found a wig in a dumpster

Your friends are smart

Naw, Rebs, they're just jealous cause I'm dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas

Hanging like my nuts

Word up, they're just liars

They can't believe that I could pull Reba McEntyre

[Hook 3: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]

Yeah, ever since I came out my mama's butt

I knew I was destined for greatness (Yeah!)

I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig

And thought, "hey brother, I'm gon' take this" (Tell 'em, Reba)

So I put it right on and took a stroll

Right over to 30 Rock (SNL)

I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba

And I made him suck my dirty cock (Buck, buck)

[Outro: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]

So there you have it

Two worlds collide

We the new Bonnie and Clyde (Reba!)

From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive

For Reba, I ride, 'til the day that we die (I'm Reba!)