[Intro: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]

Oh, dang

What is it, dawg? I forgot it's Mother's Day

Didn't get a gift for her? Other plans got in the way

She'll be so disappointed – Damn, I forgot it too

This could have been avoided – What the hell are we gonna do?

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]

My mom's been so alone ever since my daddy left (Cold)

No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test

I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray (Word?)

My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away

Hold up

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? I'm thinkin' I think it too

Slow up

What time is it, dawg? It's time for a switcharoo

We both love our moms, women with grown women needs

I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean 'cause

[Chorus: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberlake]

I'm a Motherlover, you're a Motherlover

We should fuck each other's mothers (Fuck each other's moms)

I'll push in that lady where you came out as a baby

Ain't no doubt, this shit is crazy (Fuckin' each other's moms)

[Post-Chorus: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night

If doin' it is wrong, I don't wanna be right

I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself

To me, you're like a brother, so be my Motherlover

[Verse 2: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]

I'll be layin' in the cot waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses

I got my digital camera, I'ma make your momma do a million poses

They will be so surprised – We are so cool and thoughtful

Can't wait to pork your mom – I'ma be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Sure 'nough

My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile

Straight up

Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style (Yeah)

This is the perfect plan for a perfect Mother's Day

They'll have to rename this one "All-up-under-the-covers Day"

[Chorus: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberlake]

I'm a Motherlover, you're a Motherlover

We should fuck each other's mothers (Fuck each other's moms)

I'll push in that lady where you came out as a baby

Ain't no doubt, this shit is crazy (Fuckin' each other's moms)

[Bridge: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake]

Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father

It would be my honor to be your new step-father

And while you're in my mother, make me another brother (Jam)

And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber (Oh)

[Post-Chorus: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night (Yeah, hey)

If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right (Doin' it)

I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself

To me, you're like a brother, so be my Motherlover

They blessed us both with the gift of life (Oh)

She brought you in this world so I'ma sex her right

This is the second best idea that we've ever had (Uh-huh)

The choice can be no other, be my mother lover

[Outro: Andy Samberg]

Happy Mother's Day