You're staring at me as if I can't stare right back

Oh, it's biology well I can't deal with that

This isn't the world in which I was meant to live

If I can't deal with facts of life so basic

Whoa, you're so basic

Why do you have to be so basic?

You are the only one who benefits

You are the only one who benefits

I'm sure that late on you'll see that you've missed out

If ever the day comes when your numb skull thaws out

You're so basic

You're so basic

You're so basic

And it breaks my heart