[Chorus: Rooster]
The longer I drink the more I know that you ain't the one for me
Open up the cooler and have one more 'cause you're just a memory
The longer I drink the more I know that you ain't the one for me
It's half past twelve and now I know that you're just a memory
[Verse 1: Rooster]
It's the middle of the night and I'm feeling so right, with my fist full drinkin'
Baby done gone, when you comin' home? I guess that's wishful thinkin'
A drunk man's words are a simple man's thoughts, at least that's what I've heard
If that's the case look around this place, 'cause now I'm better off without her
[Chorus: Rooster]
The longer I drink the more I know that you ain't the one for me
Open up the cooler and have one more 'cause you're just a memory
The longer I drink the more I know that you ain't the one for me
It's half past two and now I know that you're just a memory
[Verse 2: Rooster]
You never did say I was right, it wasn't that hard to do
Now I get a buzz every night, never made one damn cheer for you
You told me you love me but baby, I don't lie
You might've said this, and you could've said that, but you said goodbye
Make me want to drink till the sun comes up like an Old West cowboy
Made my round, every bar in town, get drunk 'cause I ain't your cowboy no more
[Chorus: Rooster]
The longer I drink the more I know that you ain't the one for me
Open up the cooler and have one more 'cause you're just a memory
The longer I drink the more I know that you ain't the one for me
It's half past five and now I know that you're just a memory
[Bridge: Rooster]
You're just a memory
You're just a memory
You're just a memory
[Verse 3: Uncle Snap]
I've been doing a little thinking and a whole lot of drinkin'
You better call the Coast Guard because baby we sinkin'
In a river of a love that never did exist
Took a cooler full of beer just realize this
Put a quarter in the jukebox, me and you we on the rocks
Play another sad song to see where it stops
In the corner of my mind I knew it wasn't going to last
Pop a top, cut a block, and let's leave it in the past
[Chorus: Rooster]
The longer I drink the more I know that you ain't the one for me
Open up the cooler and have one more 'cause you're just a memory
The longer I drink the more I know that you ain't the one for me
And the sun is up and now I know that you're just a memory