[Chorus/Intro]

One flush for peepee

Two flush for poop

You flush for me and Ill flush for you

It's a strange relationship we have but this is the future and there stranger things then that

[Verse]

Well orca whales are policeman now

Men and woman are sleeping with cows

My bestfriend is a squirrel his name is Todd, Todd, Todd

Animals are a large part of the future

[Chorus]

One flush for peepee

Two flush for poop

You flush for me and Ill flush for you

The year is about 2053 or 4, this is the future and your mothers still a whore

[Verse]

Well god is great, he lives on Mars

He loves to bowl and he works on cars

The music in the future sounds like this

*random ass noises*

Men are having babies and the skateboards ride the kids

Oh well, we're all accepting of eachother

But some animals are better lovers

Theres no judgement or shame on these streets

Nobody cares who you fuck or who you eat

Black Mirror was wrong and Kanye was right

If you fart in your hat you'll sleep better at night

We took all our phones and we threw them away

If you think you are straight we can help you be gay

Everyone, gaaaaaayyyyyyyy

Theres no such thing as good or bad

But that's no excuse to be sad

There's no more depression, cancer or AIDS

No more pollution, war or parades

No heaven, no hell

No joy and no pain because president robot removed all our brains

[Chorus/Outro]

One flush for peepee

Two flush for poop

You flush for me and Ill flush for you

Take it Eric

One flush (One flush for peepee)

Two flush (Two flush for poop)

Three flush (You flush for me and Ill flush for you)

And four flush for you

Going high

One flush for peepee

Two flush for poop

You flush for me and Ill flush for you

One more time

One flush for peepee

Two flush for the poop

You flush for me friend and Ill flush for you

Don't worry were all still slaves to dogs and cats

But this is the future

This is the future

This is the future

Future and we all fart in a hat

In a hat

In a hat