David Watts - Intellectual

[Intro]

This is the master, five

Nice and smooth

(One, two, three, four)

[Chorus]

Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa

[Verse 1]

I am a dull and simple lad

Cannot tell water from champagne

And I have never met the Queen

And I wish I could have all that he has got (Hey!)

And I wish I could be like David Watts

[Chorus]

Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa

[Verse 2]

And when I lie on my pillow at night

I dream I could fight like David Watts

I'd lead the school team to victory

And take my exams and pass the lot

[Bridge]

(Wish I could be)

Wish I could be like David Watts

(Wish I could be)

Wish I could be like David Watts

(Wish I could be)

Conduct my life like David Watts

(Wish I could be)

I wish I could be like David Watts

[Chours]

Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa

[Verse 3]

He is the head boy at the school

He is the captain of the team

He is so gay and fancy free

And I wish all his money belonged to me (Hey!)

And I wish I could be like David Watts

[Chorus]

Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa

[Verse 4]

And all the girls in the neighbourhood

Try to go out with David Watts

They try their best but can't succeed

For he is of pure and noble breed

[Bridge]

Wish I could be like

(Fa, fa, fa, fa)

Wish I could be like

(Fa, fa, fa, fa)

[Outro]

Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa (Wish I, wish I, wish I, wish I, wish I, wish I)