[Verse 1]

Let us introduce ourselves, we're originality

We're throwing down with Charly Choch and sister Shorty B

I said sister [?] is on the go

She's rockin' to the sounds of the stere-ere-o

I'm Shorty B and you know I'm good

I'm gonna rock shock shock-it in your neighborhood

I was born on March the 1st, 1964, you see

I take just what you got to give

'Cause a-five flights up is where I live

Little sis has got my back

She's gonna back me up 'cause she's got it like that

To the beat everybody

And everybody just a-shock the house

I said a wise men know, I invented disco

That's why I just keep on yellin'

I invented penicillin

You see, I'm listed in the yellow pages all around the world

I have 13 years experience and I'm still the number one girl

I said a knick-knack paddywhack

I said I got it like this and I got it like a-that

To the beat everybody

And everybody just a-shock the house

I said to the beat everybody

And everybody just a-shock the house

I'm not a gangster, not a victim, I'm not a hypocrite

Just want to rock it 'til I think you're sick

And then I put you to bed and I fill your head

With some more of my rhymes until you drop dead

You see my rhymes are so viciously

That's why my name is Shorty B

Said champagne, Cadillacs, and a lot of money

I said these are things that you got to have if you want my honey

And it's on to on to on to on

Until the beat don't stop 'til the break of dawn

I said hear the rhythm of this song

I said the beat goes on and on and on

It's up your shirt, now down your spine

It's guaranteed to blow your mind

It's in your head, now in your brain

But the beat's so nice that you feel no pain

We're gonna rock you to the early night

We're gonna rock you to the broad daylight

So clap your hands everybody

And everybody-body clap your hands

Clap your hands everybody

And everybody-body clap your hands

Just see me

You clap your hands, you stomp your feet

And you rock it to the rhythm of the sure shot beat

Said one, two, one two

Hey Charly, whatchoo gonna do?

I will set your soul on fire if you let me take you higher

There will be no questions asked

I'm just here to do my task

I made the Amazon River one too clever

I put the moon in outer space

I took the mask off Batman's face

I gave King Kong his heavy skin

I made him bark like Rin-Tin-Tin

I made [?] confess that I was the very best

I know you like it because I like it too

My rhymes will make your body move

I'm Charly Choch, I'm the number one

I'm all about makin' people have fun

My rhymes are neat and they're never sloppy

I never bite and I never copy

My rhymes are great and they're so divine

The people try to rock 'em all the time

You don't jerk me first, you don't jerk at all

And you won't have a ball

'Cause I'm the biggest, I'm the baddest

And you know I'm the best when you mess with me

'Cause you know I'm Charly

I'll rock your house, I'll rock it down

'Cause I'm the rocker of the hottest disco in town

I'll make you jump, I'll make you pump

I'll make you want to do the bump

For all you homegirls that's listenin' now

Put your hands together and throw down

For all you homeboys that's listenin' too

You know exactly what to do

I said Crown Street crew!

[Verse 2]

I said dip, dive, socialize

Clean out your ears and open your eyes

You go to the door, ask a donation

You hear the greatest sounds in creation

Backstroke I don't snort no coke

I don't even shoot no dope

I might smoke a J and drink some paint thin

I chew some gum so my breath won't stink

Then I chill, everybody

Everybody, rock the party

And you can pop the pills and you can snort the coke

And you can put a sucka nigga in a dope fiend yoke

'Cause the things you do and the things you say

Will make a sucka-sucka nigga-nigga run away

A-like this yo, a-like that yo

A-check it out yo, to the beat y'all

I said drip, drop, whip, wop

We're on just like a soda pop

We're original as you can see

Our names fit us right to a T

We're super bad, we're out of sight

We'll make you dance all through the night

So if you're ready like this and you're ready like that

Let me hear you say oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah

[Verse 3]

I said a sneaker pimp sneaker pimp on the go

There is one thing you should know

I said a sneaker, sneakers are all the same

Only difference about them is their name

'Cause they all relieve athlete's foot

So when you get Adidas [?] I think you are souped

To the beat, everybody

Everybody check me out

I'm Charly Choch and I know I'm good

Because I throws-throws down like a MC should

When I go a-walkin' down the street

They say can that little girl rock to the beat?

And then they hand me a mic and say she's alright

Now I'm rockin' at the parties every night

She's from Illinois and you're paranoid and you don't know what to do

And then the dude walks up to and say "Whatchoo wanna do?"

In your answer, you'll reply, right in front of me

You make his body nature rise, like one, two, three

I am the girl with the golden voice

I am the people's number one choice

So throw your hands in the air

And wave 'em like you just don't care

If you're read like Charly to rock this party

Somebody say oh yeah!

[Verse 4]

Children play and women producing

Men go work and some go stealing!

Everybody's gotta make a living!

Hoodlums hang out really think they on

They mess up their lives and the next day they're gone!

You see these hoodlums little sorry song!

I don't know what I've been told

But Eskimo *oops* is mighty cold

When two old maids was a-laying in the bed

One rolled over to the other and said

Well ain't no need in going back

'Cause Jody's got a Cadillac

I said you step up, you hook up, you shuffle to the door

You jump right back and you count the floor

I said if I die on the old [?] road

They'll box me up and cart me home

To beat yo

Yes, yes, yo

Well you heard of Jack and Jill

Now let me put you down on the real deal

There ain't no use in Mother Goose

'Cause she throwin' down and she's gettin' loose

She goes up, she goes up

She goes up like a disco duck

She comes down, she comes down

She comes down like a disco clown

And around and around and around and around

And around and around and around, you don't stop

Check it out you

To the beat yo

And yes, yes yo

Let's rock yo

Like a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime

I got more rhymes that'll shock your mind

From a lemon to a lime, a lime to a lemon

I got more rhymes than pimp got women

To the beat yo

And yes, yes yo

Like this yo

To the beat yo

I said listen to me and I'm Shorty B

Rockin' with [?]

[?] Shorty B

Well check it out you

To the beat yo

Like this yo

For those of you who don't know my name

Well I'm Shorty B, I don't play no games

[?] the baddest rapper in history

When I was four, I was on the floor

When I was five, I didn't take no jive

When I was six, I learned to mix

When I was seven, I was on the mic

And have [?] overnight

I said when I was eight [?]

When I was nine [?]

When I was ten, I do it again

When I was eleven [?]