If you are a righthand mod

Filling haircuts up in your pod

Pointing

And delighting in the icing

I'll ask for mercy

But I will not beg

The sciatic envelope

Opens itself in my leg

If you cringe like you're some nerd

A circle bowls like some swirl

It's the handle

To avoid the lefthand angle

I'll ask for mercy

But I will not beg

The sciatic envelope

Opens itself in my leg

Hanging wreaths on Christmas trees

Little pervs make little peeps

Zombies

Walk through walls for cigarettes

Univеrsal babysitter

Starts it all

Universal babysitter

Gеts no glitter