Do I worry, 'cause you're stepping out?

Do I worry, 'cause you got me in doubt?

Though your kisses aren't right, do I give a bag of beans?

Do I stay home every night and read my magazines?

Am I frantic, 'cause we've lost the spark?

Is there panic, when it starts turning dark?

And when evening shadows creep, do I lose any sleep over you?

Do I worry? You can bet your life I do

[Spoken]

Do I worry when the Iceman calls?

Do I worry if Niagara falls?

Though you treat me just like dirt

You think I give a snap?

Are my feelings really hurt

When you're sitting in somebody else's lap?

Am I curious when the gossip flies?

Am I furious 'bout your little white lies?

And when all our evenings end

'Cause you got a sick friend that needs you

Do I worry? Honey, you know dog-gone well I do

[Singing]

Am I frantic, 'cause we've lost the spark?

Is there panic when it starts turning dark?

And when evening shadows creep, do I lose any sleep over you?

Do I worry? You can bet your life I do