Pikachu vs Mewtwo - Intellectual

[Verse 1: Pikachu]

Let me in the arena, better yet the Poké-stadium

He might be a psychic type, but I can get inside his cranium

The Thunder One Cometh, the baddest Pika, put me to the test

Look deep inside your mind, you'll find that you agree that I'm the best

Back in the beginning, I got the number 1 pick

But don't worry, you get the title of the number 1 prick

Word sick-you weren't ready, I hear the rhyming, it's petty

Abbreviate it, fake swag, mine can't be recreated

That verse didn't even deserve a backhand slap

Psystrike will put a halt to this angry little rat

I am the greatest, it's why they all still want more

While you look like something sold at a children's toy store

I'm rare and I hear that you're easy to capture

Hate to say it but your chances are as small as your stature

Take a 3-finger defeat even though you rap faster

A little Poké-pet vs one who has no master

Not just about my speed, but I'm unstoppable, probable that you would lose

I'm rested and ready, ability heavy, I think my opponent has just hit the snooze

Thunder Beast is back, remember, make ash of this pretender

I didn't start the battle, but promise, Pika will be the ender

Thunder Bolt! Get a jolt and a dose of reality

Me at 80% is still a fuckin' fatality

It's the Pallet Town Prince, fry my foes in a minute

I've got the heart and the talent, and this big kitten's a gimmick

Your little Pika-moves are quick, but they couldn't have been blander

In my opinion, Ash should've chosen Charmander

I hope that this beating will give you some perspective

You're slow to the punch and supposed to be a detective...

Advanced telekinesis will mean a swift conclusion

Or it could be the result of your stunted evolution

His little thunder disses? I cruised right through

But for the greatest Poké-death in history, I choose you