[Verse 1]

I'm the mightiest droid in existence

Got so many Systems, I can't even list them

And I blew up quick when I hit

The Nintendo Entertainment System

26 years old, I'm ready to go

Japan, I'm the rock but I'm ready to roll

Been hittin' the gym and

I'm gettin' so swole

From 29 million copies sold

Classic, X, and ZX

Man, this is the stuff of legend

Had over 50 chances

To make a new first impression

I'm the true Blue Bomber and

The Beast with the Blast

Careful, or I'll bust a Capcom

In your ass

So Dr. Dr. Light, Please come and save me

From myself

'Cuz my flows are gettin' too hot

And I'm afraid I'm gonna melt

And now I'm rushin' to the scene

And I'm about to cause commotion

And dodging bullets like Neo

Man, I think I am the chosen

One of a kind

Though they tried to duplicate me

You gettin' in my way

I cannot guarantee your safety

Haters sittin' in recliners and

They're steady tryin' to play me

But I guess they must've failed

'Cuz they can't eliminate me