Start with a beer, 2, 3 or 4

Then were downing the absinthe, yet still we want more

Skin up a doob and pass that shit round

Phone up tha taxi, get me in to town

Rack up the cocaine, smoke some more mary

Down some more vodka, far too much vodka

Taxi turns up and were already f*cked

Open the window coz I need to sober up, I need to sober up

Will we ever stop, f*ckin' our bodies up?

Get kicked out of a club, for gettin' caught rackin' up

Those f*ckin' bouncers nicked our stash

Arguin' the toss 'cos we want it back