[Chorus]
Who wouldn't wanna be a Hooligan?
Who wouldn't wanna be a cad?
Who wouldn't wanna be cool again?
Who wouldn't wanna be bad?
Who wouldn't wanna be a Hooligan?
Who wouldn't wanna be a cad?
Who wouldn't wanna be cool again?
Who wouldn't wanna be bad?
[Verse]
(Underneath:
Who wouldn't wanna be a Hooligan?
Who wouldn't wanna be a cad?
Who wouldn't wanna be cool again?
Who wouldn't wanna be bad?)
Steal your girl
We'll drink your beer
We'll run your ass right out of here
We'll shag your sheep
And give not a damn
If it should be a ewe or ram
[Verse]
Well Lukey's boat is painted green
Ha, me boys!
Lukey's boat is painted green
It's the prettiest boat that you've ever seen
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
[Verse]
Well oh, Lukey's boat's got a fine fore cuddy
Ha, me boys!
Lukey's boat's got a fine fore cuddy
And every seam is a-chinked with putty
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
[Verse]
Well Lukey's rollin' out his grub
Ha, me boys!
Lukey's rollin' out his grub
It's one split pea in a ten pound tub
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day
[Verse]
Well I said, "Lukey the blinds are down"
Ha, me boys!
I said "Lukey the blinds are down
My wife is dead and she's underground"
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
[Verse]
Then Lukey says, "Well I don't care"
Ha, me boys!
Lukey says, "Well I don't care
I'll get me another in the spring of the year"
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
[Verse]
Well Lukey's boat is painted green
Ha, me boys!
Lukey's boat is painted green
It's the prettiest boat that you've ever seen
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
[Chorus]
(Underneath:
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!)
Who wouldn't wanna be a Hooligan?
Who wouldn't wanna be a cad?
Who wouldn't wanna be cool again?
Who wouldn't wanna be bad?
[Verse]
(Underneath:
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!)
With no regrets, we live our lives
We have no shame, just ask our wives
We'll drink your booze, we'll eat your food
We'll give you a trophy if you send nudes
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!
A-ha, me boys riddle-i-day!