[Verse 1]

Oh, what to do, oh what to do

Say you got problems, I got 'em too

My contribution

Trapdoor solution

[Verse 2]

I dug a hole, I made a lid

And I'm excited like a little kid

It's like a door, but in the floor

Trapdoor solution

[Chorus]

Trapdoor solution

Trapdoor solution

Trapdoor solution, trapdoor solution

Trapdoor solution

Trapdoor solution

[Verse 3]

This thing can swallow anything

Think of the joy that it can bring

It's evolution (Yeah)

Trapdoor solution (Yeah)

[Verse 4]

So let me take this off your hands

Let's try it out, see where it lands

Lead some assholes to the top

Flip the lid and watch them drop

[Chorus]

Trapdoor solution

Trapdoor solution

Trapdoor solution, trapdoor solution

Trapdoor solution

Trapdoor solution