Everybody has one

Two, three or four

Nobody has none

Most have even more

It takes some skill to place it

On your anxious mug

It'll get you into trouble

If it ain't snug

You've got the wrong face on

And it's on wrong

The wrong face on

And it's on wrong

You've got the wrong face on

Wrong face on

The wrong face on

And it's on wrong

There's an art to hiding

What lies behind

And when you make the switch

Everything has to align

It takes a lot of practice

It takes a lot of work

There are no shortcuts

To a perfect smirk

You've got the wrong face on

And it's on wrong

The wrong face on

And it's on wrong

You've got the wrong face on

Wrong face on

The wrong face on

And it's on wrong

Ooh

Everybody has one

Two, three or four

Nobody has none

Most have even more

It takes some skill to place it

On your anxious mug

It'll get you into trouble

If it ain't snug

You've got the wrong face on

And it's on wrong

The wrong face on

And it's on wrong

You've got the wrong face on

Wrong face on

The wrong face on

And it's on wrong

Oh yeah