[Chorus: Cliff]

You dicks are mine

If you go then you don't come back

You dicks are mine

Step out the door and you know, that's that

You dicks are mine

I'll swap you over like a battery pack

You dicks are mine

You need me better just face the facts

You dicks are mine

[Verse 1: Cliff]

It ain't gonna phase me

You cunts are lazy

Head office pays me £1.20 more

To stop you dickheads from turning crazy

Serve tools on the daily

Yeah that's what made me

Some of you go

Some of you stay

Some of you no

Some of you paid, ha

[Chorus: Cliff]

If you go then you don't come back

You dicks arе mine

Step out the door and you know, that's that

You dicks arе mine

I'll swap you over like a battery pack

You dicks are mine

You need me better just face the facts

You dicks are mine

[Verse 2: Joris]

Fuck you Cliff

Had enough of your lip

You're only one rung up on the ladder from me

And that don't mean shit

I'm about to lose my mind

'Cause the next tool I find

Might end up right up your jacksie

'Cause I've fucking done my time

Joris out

[Chorus: Cliff]

If you go then you don't come back

You dicks are mine

Step out the door and you know, that's that

You dicks are mine

I'll swap you over like a battery pack

You dicks are mine

You need me better just face the facts

You dicks are mine

[Verse 3: Trish]

That cash I need it

Three kids need feeding

You know that payday can't come soon enough

Ain't got no genie

So Joris shut your gob

'Cause I need cash you knob

You might be aiming for the stars

But I need cash, you knob

Gimme cash

[Chorus: Cliff]

If you go then you don't come back

You dicks are mine

Step out the door and you know, that's that

You dicks are mine

I'll swap you over like a battery pack

You dicks are mine

You need me better just face the facts

You dicks are mine

[Bridge: Joris and Trish]

(I want my, I want my, I want my new TV) I need money, Joris, Joris out

(I want my, I want my, I want my new TV) Netflix, Just East, ASOS

(I want my) You don't need that shit it's a myth

(I want my) See, Cliff's been taking the piss

(I want my new TV) If you've got that dream then you know full well

It's worth taking the risk

(I want my) See, I feel you, Trish

(I want my) I know you love your kids

(I want my new TV).You need a boss who's in your corner, not a wally like Cliff

[Chorus: Cliff, Joris and Trish]

Ha, If you go then you don't come back

I don't care, I don't want to stay

Step out the door and you know, that's that

I'm staying Cliff

I'll swap you over like a battery pack

Oh whatever, who cares?

You need me better just face the facts

I don't

If you go then you don't come back

You dicks are mine

Step out the door and you know, that's that

You dicks are mine

I'll swap you over like a battery pack

You dicks are mine

You need me better just face the facts

You dicks are mine

Oh well, I mean I tried