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Pull up, pull up

Like you run the place motherfucker

(Welcome to Tool Me Once)

Right, so what if I'm late? I've just got to walk in, head held high

If Cliff starts kicking off, I'll just have to tell him he can

Oh, Barry, I thought you were away doing your forklift licence

Word to the wise, Joris, keep your head down today

Cliff is on the rampage

He's fuming about you being late and he's cut everyone's lunch break

You're not too popular with the staff, Joris

You'd do well to steer clear of Cliff today

If he spots you, he'll have your guts for garters

Oh, aren't you just sick of gеtting told off by an idiot like Cliff, at a job you don't even carе about?

Oh, I just wish I did something meaningful

I want to be someone people look up to, do you know what I mean?

What, like a celebrity? You can't all be Bobby Eyelash, Joris

Besides, someone's got to work in a hardware store

I've got my whole life ahead of me

And I don't want to spend it working in a hardware store

We've all got to make a living somehow

Yeah, but why can't I earn it doing something I love?

You've been spending too much time on Instagram

If everybody just quit like you, where would people buy their tools?

Skirting boards, laminate flooring, plumbing supplies?

Yeah, yeah, listen