Hey hey hey hey!

I know, I know, I know

In the cars or on the street

If you smile you are a creep

If you don't say it's very cold

You are drunk or too old

They say what about the meek?

I say they've got a bloody cheek

Vanity and presumption

Living in the hard porn shop lately

I say Hey hey hey

Touch sensitive

I know, I know, I know

And you're dying for a pee

So you go behind a tree

And a Star Wars police vehicle pulls up

I say "Gimme a taxi!"

Touch sensitive

Touch sensitive

Hey hey hey hey!

If you don't say it's very cold

You are drunk or too old

Touch sensitive

In the cars or on the street

If you smile you are a creep

It's touch sensitive

If you don't say it's very cold

You are touch sensitive

Touch sensitive

Say hey hey hey!

I know, I know, I know