The man whose head expanded

The man whose head expanded was corrupted by Mr. Sociological Memory Was corrupted by Mr. Sociological Memory Man

Could not get a carrier bag for love nor money

The man whose head expanded

Sounds like hick wap huh? Sounds like hick wap huh?

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The man whose head expanded

The soap opera writer would follow him around

And use his jewels for T.V. prime time

The man whose head expanded

Turn that bloody blimey space invader off!

The man whose head expanded explained:

The scriptwriter would follow him around

Of this he was convinced

It was no coincidence

The lager seemed poisoned

It was no matter of small consequence

No little pub incidence

A red faced post-'Jolly Grapes' would steal his jewels

And put them in the mouths of Vic. actor fools

Of this he was convinced

Sounds like hick wap huh?

Sounds like a load of mick wap ha?

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The man whose head expanded

The man whose head expanded

Does not want to appear illiterate

Crack! Crack!

Does not want to appear illiterate

Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack!

The man who's head expanded

Come on with the heraldry

Add misinterpretation, prerogative

John Kennedy's pulmanesque slyness

The man whose head diminished

Take it easy man

The man whose head diminished

Sounds like hick wap huh?

Sounds like a load of hick wap ha?

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