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His heart organ was where it should be

His brain was in his arse

His hand was well out of his pocket

His psyche's in the hearth

Had a beard which was weird

Some time ago heard Ramones in '81

Has a Spanish guitar

Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!

Spanish guitar doesn't get far

In computer teaching job

His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix

A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey

Who's causes and rags were phoenix-like

They were do-do like

They were comfort blanket type

Pho-do in fact (4x)

He had a weak pisser

And one night at darts match

Decadent sandwich quaff

He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre

Saw Not the Nine O'Clock News History of the World Part One

Twice each at least (3x)

Mere pseud mag editor's father (12x)