I don't need your party

I totally get why I wasn’t invited

Don't even worry

I don't feel even a little bit slighted

And I guess if I wanted to go to your wedding

I shouldn’t have slept with all of your friends

Though you would agree that I was the good guy

If you had just seen those relationships end

But that's fine

I don't mind

I'm going to Juneau

I'm getting the fucking hell out of this state

I'm moving to Juneau

There's no one in Alaska I already hate

In Juneau we'll look at the northern lights

In Juneau we’ll see all the stars at night

And when I’m hanging with hikers and fishers and moose

I won't even be thinking of how much I really miss you

It’s a beautiful city

I'll have so many friends and I'll never get bored

They've got their own glaciers

The capitol building and several bookstores

And while I am viewing and making art

I’ll forget how it feels to just fall apart

I'm walking in slow-mo away from regret

The rubble is everyone I've ever met

And that's fine

I don't mind

I'm going to Juneau

I'm getting the fucking hell out of this state

I'm moving to Juneau

There's no one in Alaska I already hate

In Juneau we'll look at the northern lights

In Juneau we'll see all the stars at night

And when I'm hanging with hikers and fishers and moose

I won't even be thinking of how much I really miss you

[SPOKEN]

The city and borough of Juneau is the capital of Alaska

It is the second largest city in the United States by area

And has been the Capital of Alaska since 1906

There were 31,275 people residing in Juneau as of the 2010 census

There are no roads connecting Juneau to the rest of Alaska or to the rest of North America due to the extremely rugged terrain surrounding the city

This in turn makes Juneau a de facto island in terms of transportation, since all goods coming in and out must go by plane or boat!

I'm going to Juneau

I've run out bridges here I can burn

I'm moving to Juneau

I'd rather just leave than grow, change, or learn

And in Juneau we'll look at the northern lights

In Juneau we'll see all the stars at night

And when I'm hanging with hikers and fishers and moose

I won't even be thinking of how much I really miss you

I really miss you

I really miss you