[Chorus]

I like comics and spaceships and catses

And I’m barely holding the panic in

I’m afraid of eye contact and taxes

Bartender, please extra gin, extra gin

Bartender, please extra gin

[VERSE 1]

The battery’s low on my phone

So I’ve gotta get home pretty fast

My future’s messed up by student loans

And bad boyfriends all messed up my past

My screen’s got a crack in the middle

I can’t selfie, my phone is too full now

I can’t clear it, not even a little

But I have to keep on living somehow (Here we go!)

[Chorus]

I like comics and spaceships and catses

And I’m barely holding the panic in

I’m afraid of eye contact and taxes

Bartender, please extra gin, extra gin

Bartender, please extra gin

[VERSE]

It’s a Friday and I’m all alone

I wanna call you, but it’s your turn, you’re next

I can see when you type on my iPhone (Mmhmm)

But you never send the damn text (Come on!)

I’m insecure but I try to pretend -

Which makes me mean which I know is isn’t right

I’m jealous of my lover’s female friends

So tequila is on me tonight!

[Chorus]

I like comics and spaceships and catses

And I’m barely holding the panic in

I’m afraid of eye contact and taxes (taxes)

Bartender, please extra gin, extra gin

Bartender, please extra gin

[VERSE]

I got on the wrong bus and it’s moving

But I don’t want to admit my mistake-y

Can’t get worse, so I guess it’s improving

Let’s just see where this fucking night takes me

I work harder than I really need

I won’t give myself slack til I try it

But I’m afraid if I ever succeed

I’ll be too damn depressed to realize it (Oh no!)

[Chorus]

I like comics and spaceships and catses

And I’m barely holding the panic in

I’m afraid of eye contact and taxes

Bartender, please extra gin, extra gin, extra gin

Bartender, please extra gin

I like comics and spaceships and catses

And I’m barely holding the panic in

I’m afraid of eye contact and taxes

Bartender, please extra gin, extra gin

Bartender, please extra gin