Hello Friends!

It's me, Jelly

I would like to announce

I'm the first stuffed koala to ever run for president

Jelly for president

Yes we jam

That's my campaign slogan

That I came up with myself

With the help from my friends

A lot of people are threatened by the idea

Of a stuffed animal koala running for president

I say

"What's scary about a furry, round, muscular koala

That sleeps 18 hours a day and eats leaves?"

That seems like a pretty low impact standard to set for the country

A lot of people have been asking me

Exactly why a stuffed animal koala

Has decided to run for president

I plan on putting party back in political party

If you ask me

The word to eliminate is political

Let's put the word fun in there

I'm starting a Fun Party

The Fun Party is here to say

We can change the world and have a great time doing it