Holidays are over it's January

Take out your garbage and your Christmas tree

Plastic bag on its head, leave it for dead

It's the same thing every year

Christmas trees everywhere you look in town

They litter the sidewalks, turning brown

Till' she come around, growing trees in her crown

Her name is Evergreen

Evergreen's everywhere

Evergreen's in her hair

Magical as that old Saint Nick

Cause' she pulls off a totally impossible trick

All the discarded trees that we think are diseased

She turns em' back to evergreen

There's only so many she can fit on her head

So next year why don't you plant one instead?

You can get what you need, just by planting a seed

You'll be ever-green