[Verse 1]

Well, say goodbye to my old friends

They're quite the motley crew

Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker

Yeah, just to name a few

They reside at the edge of town

At the mini market liquor store

They know what's on your mind

And they got everything you're lookin' for

[Verse 2]

This Don Julio from Mexico

Harvey Wallbanger and Dirty Shirley

They may have good intention, but they got it in for me

Captain Morgan and Bushmills always laughin' it up

They don't mind takin' advantage of a man down on his luck

[Chorus]

Oh, say goodbye to my old friends

I got to draw thе line

You'll always have a place, though

Somеwhere in the back of my mind

[Verse 3]

Dom Perignon and Margarita-, ain't they a cozy couple?

My mind's a little fuzzy right now, and I think I might be seein' double

Yeah, there's Budweiser and Anheuser-Busch

Bloody Mary and Brandy Alexander

In a bottle or in a can, yeah, they'll really put a hurtin' on ya

[Chorus]

Oh, say goodbye to my old friends

I got to draw the line

You'll always have a place, though

Somewhere in the back of my mind

[Bridge]

A saga, a misspent youth was nearly the death of me

Yeah, gettin' kinda long in the tooth

Time to set my spirit free

[Verse 3]

Ridin' the back of a Greyhound bus with the losers, freaks and geeks

Feel like a burned out fuse, up the paddle without a creek

Yeah, Stella Artois and St. Pauli Girl

Put it on my tab

I'll be here until closin' time, then you can call me a cab

[Chorus]

Say goodbye to my old friends

I got to draw the line

You'll always have a place, though

Somewhere in the back of my mind

Oh, say goodbye to my old friends

I got to draw the line

You'll always have a place, though

Somewhere in the back of my mind

Somewhere in the back of my mind

Say goodbye to my old friends