Dirty Job - Intellectual

[Intro]

Yeah, yeah

My best friend's wife's got a new friend

Lookin' kinda cozy sittin' skin to skin

Well, somebody tell me what I'm supposed to do

I don't know if he can handle the truth

It's a dirty job

But someone's gotta do it

I oughta walk away

I oughta say, "Screw it"

It's a dirty job

Someone's gotta do it

It might as well be me

Yeah, me

I got a truckload of moonshine in a pickup truck

If you drive across the border, it could bring you good luck

Well, there ain't much risk, believe it or not

But, you will be a rich man if you don't get caught

It's a dirty job

Someone's gotta do it

I don't know if you're up to it

Dirty job

Someone's gotta do it

It might as well be me

I was drinking some tequila, working on a good buzz

(It's a dirty job)

Bartender bending my ear like he always does

(It's a dirty job)

He said, "Can you do me a favor when the coast is clear?"

(It's a dirty job)

"Yeah, I'll give you twenty bucks to get that drunk outta here"

(It's a dirty job)

It's a dirty job

But someone's gotta do it

I oughta walk away

I oughta tell 'em all to "Screw it"

Dirty job

Someone's gotta do it

Might as well be me

Oh, yeah