Come on, turn the lights down

Aw honey, what you do with all my money?

Aw honey, what you do with all my money?

If you don't see me laughin', I don't think it's funny

Aw girl, where'd you get that string of pearls?

Aw girl, where'd you get that string of pearls?

Yea well I never knew you was a woman of the world

Well you crashed my Studebaker and half-an-hour later

You found an instigator and you took him for a ride

Oh sugar, I never knew you was a hooker

Oh sugar, I never knew you was a hooker

Well the sheriff told the deputy, "I think we're gonna have to book her"

Well you stole my pick-up truck and ran right of luck

If you see me comin', you know you better duck

Aw honey, what you do with all my money?

Aw honey, what you do with all my money?

If you don't see me laughin', I don't think it's funny

If you don't see me laughin', I don't think it's funny