Hey, I can do the dishes

And I could climb your walls

And I'll clean out my stitches

With rubbing alcohol

Hey, I can paint your eyelids

And you'll be so pristine

And I can keep your eyes shut

To keep you nice and clean

I am your dirty k-k

I am your dirty k-k

I am your dirty k-k

I am your Dirty King, hey yeah

I am your Dirty King

Hey, I can be your boyfriend

And I could be your all

And I'll keep all your secrets

Inside the bedroom walls

Well, I can be so humble

And you'll be so naïve

And I can be the motor, hey

You'll be the gasoline

I am your dirty k-k

I am your dirty k-k

I am your dirty k-k

I am your Dirty King, yeah yeah

I am your Dirty King

I am your Dirty King, yeah yeah

I am your Dirty King

Ah yeah

I am your dirty k-k

I am your dirty k-k

I am your dirty k-k

I am your Dirty King, yeah yeah

I am your Dirty King

I am your Dirty King, yeah yeah

I am your Dirty King

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty, huh