[Intro]

Easter!

[?]

[Verse 1]

I thought I'd try to write an Easter song. (Easter!)

Is it a Jewish holiday?

I'll try to make this Easter themed

Eggs, colors, baskets, teeth

I thought I'd try to write an Easter song. (wut! wut!)

You can't prove I don't know what Easter is. (skip-pow!)

Now I'm gonna list some Easter things (skeet!):

Chocolate, candy, cavities, costumes

Easter!

[Chorus]

Easter... is the time of year

It's the time of cheer

We're gonna do it right here

So take off your clothes

No-one will know

Jus' takin' it slow

We'll go and we'll go

For the Easter bunny

[Bridge]

I thought I'd try to write an Easter song

You can't prove I don't know what Easter is

[Verse 2]

I thought I'd try to write an Easter song

One that's great for humpin'

It doesn't have to be just for Easter time:

Christmas, Valentines Day, Arbor Day

I thought I'd try to write another Easter song

It's carnal love for Jesus Christ

He was dead and now he's not

Yeah... I know what Easter is!

[Chorus]

Easter... is the time of year

It's the time of cheer

We're gonna do it right here

So take off your clothes

No-one will know

'jus takin' it slow

We'll go and we'll go

For the Easter bunny

[Bridge]

I thought I'd try to write an Easter song

You can't prove I don't know what Easter is

[Rap Part]

Hey, I know it's Easter

Yeah, I know you beat yur

Meat to Jesus cause he beat the clock

The rock, moved on third day

No way!

Gotta celebrate it all day

Bake your bread and get your eggs

Take your friend and get laid

Let's pray

And hope that it's our way

All day...

Easter!

*break*

'cause you know Easter is honestly just a really great holiday

[Chorus]

Easter... is the time of year

It's the time of cheer

We're gonna do it right here

So take off your clothes

No-one will know

'jus takin' it slow

We'll go and we'll go

For the Easter bunny

[Outro]

This is Easter

Now...mic drop!

*break*

...but I own this

And I bought it

So I won't

But I could

But I won't

But I could

But I won't