[Chorus]

If you wanna be-be my hun

Don't ick my yum

If you wanna just have some fun

Don't ick my yum

If you wanna

If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna

If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna be-be my hun

Don't ick my yum

(Don't ick my yum!)

[Bridge: Tomara Thomas, Dedelicious]

Fierce Force Five!

Say one, two, three, four, here we go!

[Verse 1: Michael Marouli]

She's giving you the Geordie flavour

The Ma-Marouli taste that you want to savour, mwah!

I divvent like men with bad fash'

It gives me the ick and I'ma- gasp I get a rash, okay

Alreet, lads, what's the craic?

I'm sick of seeing socks with sliders

I'm Greek, I'm bad, you're a big ballsack

And there's no way you're getting inside her

[Verse 2: Vicki Vivacious]

This Cornish girl don't care

Twink, Otter, Cub, or Bear

I've kissed some frogs but found my prince

Love is in the air!

Sleep on me, you'll have regrets

Queen's on top, baby, place your bet

In love, so, I'm off now

So DM me, you hounds!

[Pre-Chorus]

I'll lay it out for you, ahead of time

If you're trying to be mi-i-ine

[Chorus]

If you wanna be-be my hun

Don't ick my yum

If you wanna just have some fun

Don't ick my yum

If you wanna

If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna

If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna be-be my hun

Don't ick my yum

(Don't ick my yum!)

[Verse 3: Dedelicious]

Hey, bitch, don't give me the ick

Chew in my ear and I'm gonna be sick

Body curves, extra large hips

Need me a guy who can take care of this

Miss 'Licious the glamour clown

DeDe smash I shook the ground

Stamped face, painted mean

Like the mirror, wipe the competition clean

[Verse 4: Cara Melle]

Sweet, salty, sticky if you're nasty

I'm your action shero sci-fi fantasy!

Miss Melle's a sexy queen, I know

Misgendering has got to go

Black trans lives matter every day

[Pre-Chorus: Vicki Vivacious]

I'll lay it out for you, ahead of time (Yeah!)

If you're trying to be mi-i-ine

[Chorus: Cara Melle]

If you wanna be-be my hun

Don't ick my yum

If you wanna just have some fun

Don't ick my yum

If you wanna

If-if-if-if-if-if (Let's go!) you wanna

If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna be-be my hun

Don't ick my yum

(Don't ick my yum!)

[Verse 5: Tomara Thomas]

Tomara Thomas the femme fatale

With a fire in my fanny, I'll take you to hell

But I'm the angel of the North, your daddy's favourite sauce

So put this face on your billboards

Got the bass in my walk like Naomi

Me and my girls snatching trophies

So, come on, bitch, don't give me the ick

I'll show you how to jump split

[Chorus: Cara Melle, Michael Marouli]

If you wanna be-be my hun (What?)

Don't ick my yum

If you wanna just have some fun (A little louder!)

Don't ick my yum

If you wanna

If-if-if-if-if-if (Let's go!) you wanna

If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna be-be my hun

Don't ick my yum

(Don't ick my yum!)

[Outro: Cara Melle, Vicki Vivacious]

Hey, hey!

Wanna bite of my pasty?

Oh! Oh!

(Don't ick my yum!)