[Verse 1: Kate]

I'm a pleasure seeker, shoppin' for a new distraction

I'm a pleasure seeker, lookin' for some platinum action

I'm a pleasure seeker, movin' to the muzak

I'm a pleasure seeker, lookin' for the real thing

[Pre-Chorus: Fred, Kate & Cindy]

Chandalabra's in a Wonderbra (Oh-oh-oh)

Dress Barn runway, a real draw (Oh-oh-oh)

Faster pussycat, thrill, thrill

I'm at the mall on a diet pill

[Chorus: Kate & Cindy, Kate, Cindy]

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex

Yes, you did, yes, you did (Yeah)

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex

Yes, you did, yes, you did

The Taco Tiki Hut is where we ought to meet

Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine

Oh, honey, is it all about money?

[Post-Chorus: Fred, Cindy, Kate, Kate & Cindy]

Hey, lady

What?

What lady?

That lady?

No!

[Verse 2: Fred]

Private property, hippie be quiet

Your peace sign t-shirt could cause a riot

Faster, faster, can't get enough

What the hell will I do with this stuff?

[Verse 3: Cindy]

I'm your daytime waitress at the Taco Tiki Hut

I'm your daytime waitress, here's your stupid 7-Up

You kicked my heart going up and down the escalator

You blew me off and now you've lost the real thing

[Chorus: Kate & Cindy, Fred]

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex

Yes, you did, yes, you did (Yeah)

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex

Yes, you did, yes, you did (You know)

(Panic at the funplex)

Fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher

No willpower and my wallet's on fire

(Panic at the funplex)

Fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher

No willpower and my wallet's on fire