[Verse 1: Kate]
I'm a pleasure seeker, shoppin' for a new distraction
I'm a pleasure seeker, lookin' for some platinum action
I'm a pleasure seeker, movin' to the muzak
I'm a pleasure seeker, lookin' for the real thing
[Pre-Chorus: Fred, Kate & Cindy]
Chandalabra's in a Wonderbra (Oh-oh-oh)
Dress Barn runway, a real draw (Oh-oh-oh)
Faster pussycat, thrill, thrill
I'm at the mall on a diet pill
[Chorus: Kate & Cindy, Kate, Cindy]
Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes, you did, yes, you did (Yeah)
Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes, you did, yes, you did
The Taco Tiki Hut is where we ought to meet
Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine
Oh, honey, is it all about money?
[Post-Chorus: Fred, Cindy, Kate, Kate & Cindy]
Hey, lady
What?
What lady?
That lady?
No!
[Verse 2: Fred]
Private property, hippie be quiet
Your peace sign t-shirt could cause a riot
Faster, faster, can't get enough
What the hell will I do with this stuff?
[Verse 3: Cindy]
I'm your daytime waitress at the Taco Tiki Hut
I'm your daytime waitress, here's your stupid 7-Up
You kicked my heart going up and down the escalator
You blew me off and now you've lost the real thing
[Chorus: Kate & Cindy, Fred]
Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes, you did, yes, you did (Yeah)
Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes, you did, yes, you did (You know)
(Panic at the funplex)
Fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher
No willpower and my wallet's on fire
(Panic at the funplex)
Fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher
No willpower and my wallet's on fire
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus: Kate & Cindy, Kate, Cindy]
Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes, you did, yes, you did (Yeah)
Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes, you did, yes, you did
The Taco Tiki Hut is where we ought to meet
Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine
Oh, honey, is it all about money?
[Outro: Kate & Cindy, Fred]
Oh, broke my heart
Oh, broke my heart
Panic at the funplex
Faster, faster, thrill, thrill
Too much to do, it's time for a pill
Oh, broke my heart
Panic at the funplex
Misery at the funplex
And there's too much sex
The world is going to hell (Panic at the funplex)
And what is that horrible smell?
(Oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh)
Faster, faster, thrill, thrill (Oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh)
Faster, faster, thrill, thrill (Oh-oh-oh)
Too much to do, it's time for a pill (Oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh)
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