[Verse 1]

Mailman comes around 6:15

I thought I saw my neighbors kissing

I've got a really pressing meeting

With me, my couch, and mindless TV

[Verse 2]

Sad I didn't go to college

And all my lifelong friends aren't calling

Well, at least I'm so successful

How can I complain?

[Chorus]

I finally got what I want

Finally got what I want

But the next part's kinda comical

I'm still fucking miserable

[Verse 3]

When did life become so dull?

Since when was twenty-five so old? Oh

Always told aging was tricky

Especially in this plastic city

[Verse 4]

Was just a kid, pure innocence

Where does that go? Will we ever know? Yeah

Now it's a pain, I'm so tortured and vain

Just wanna feel better

[Chorus]

I finally got what I want

Finally got what I want

But the nеxt part's kinda comical

I'm still fucking miserable