[Intro]
Good morning passengers of cruise-ship Earth!
Despite the recent turbulence on board, our destination remains successful
As we enter a new day, we must remain mentally and physically fit, ready with a crafty positivity to tackle and beat any problems facing today's modern age
So here's another happy little dance inform, prepare, and keep in shape!
Ya Ready? C'mon!
[Chorus]
Now duck
Crawl
Sign a cheque
Do it all behind their back
Make your bed, lie in it
Turn around try and mate
Step, crawl sign a cheque
Put your hands behind your back
Blame the scientists for finding it (Keep up, let's go!)
Now duck
Crawl
Sign a cheque
Do it all behind their back
Make your bed, lie in it
Turn around try and mate
Step, crawl sign a cheque
Put your hands behind your back
Blame the scientists for finding it
[Verse 1]
We're entering a time of freedom
Independence, where the same gentlemen who make the macaroni and cheese make the cigarettes
Subsidiaries of one big company
Funding news shows and publishing
From nuclear submarines to the stuff we eat
From studying our monkeys to alcohol in onion rings
I know what your wondering
How can I get a job from such a great company?
Well you do! So stretch, touch your feet
[Chorus]
Now duck
Crawl
Sign a cheque
Do it all behind their back
Make your bed, lie in it
Turn around try and mate
Step, crawl sign a cheque
Put your hands behind your back
Blame the scientists for finding it
[Verse 2]
The education system is wonderful
Kids have so many books in their backpacks they can barely bring their guns to school!
What is a mom to do?
Take her pills, get comfortable
[Pre-Chorus]
Now duck
Sing along!
And crawl
Hum if you've got your SARS mask on
Sign a cheque
And blame the scientists for finding it (Now everybody!)
[Chorus]
Now duck
Crawl
Sign a cheque
Do it all behind their back
Make your bed, lie in it
Turn around try and mate
Step, crawl sign a cheque
Put your hands behind your back (We're almost there!)
Blame the scientists for finding it
[Verse 3]
Nothing can stop us
We're strong
Look at the president
Didn't get the popular vote, that ain't stopping him though
There's no obstacle too small to control
Anything is possible
[Bridge]
Now duck (I can't wait until we have cool uniforms)
Crawl (Well we won't all get them)
Sign a cheque (Yeah, take that upper class)
Blame the scientists for finding it
[Verse 4]
Heads held high, we will march this path to a bright future
Wearing the coolest sneakers
Driving automobiles with expensive shiny rims
Our tiny ones idolizing the movie, sports, and pop stars guiding them
Sorry teachers, doctors, computer guys at IBM, violinists, firemen, find me when your on T.V and try again
Alright, let's get this party going, raise the terror alert!
[Chorus]
Now duck
Crawl
Sign a cheque
Do it all behind your back (Perfect!)
Make your bed, lie in it
Turn around, try and mate (Yes!)
Step, crawl sign a cheque (Hey, I don't go half-assed on you)
Put your hands behind your back
Blame the scientists for finding it (Come on, let's get moving)
Now duck (I got my eye on you in the front there, fatty)
Crawl
Sign a cheque
Do it all behind your back
Make your bed, lie in it (Kid's sweating sticks of butter)
Turn around try and mate
Step, crawl sign a cheque (I'm just messing with you, porky)
Put your hands behind your back
Blame the scientists for finding it (Come on, keep it up)
[Post-Chorus]
Now duck! (Unbuckle your seatbelt, walk around)
And crawl (Pick things up if you knock 'em down)
Sign a cheque (But be careful what you talk about)
And blame the scientists for finding it
Now duck! (We're gonna make it, you can do it)
And crawl (It's all the eyes you see it with)
Sign the cheque (It exists if you believe in it)
And blame the scientists for finding it