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You're a bastard

Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr. Grinch

You're a bad banana with a

A greasy black peel

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You're a jerky

Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty pool

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul

Mr. Grinch

I wouldn't wanna touch you with a

39 and a half foot pole

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[Verse]

You're a screwup

Mr. Grinch

You're a nasty, wastey scum

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr. Grinch

There's three words that best describe you

And I quote

Stink

Stank

Stunk

[Scatting]

Bruh-da-bu-du-ba-bow

Buh-da, da-dow

Bru-da-bu-du-ba-dow

Bu-da-ee-a-dow

Bru-da, bru-da-dow

Buh-da, da-dow

Bru-da-ba-du-da dow

Bu-da-ee-a-dow

Bru-da-du-da-du-da

Du-da-ee-a-dow

Bru-da-ba-du-dow, du-dow

Du-da-ee-a-dow

Bru-da-ba-du-ba-bow

Bu-da, da-dow

Bru-da-du-da-dow

Bu-da-ee-a-dow

Heh heh heh heh...