Do It Badly - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

I took my vest, go out for the night

We went to see a film and we went for a bite

I said "This is what we call the three Cs"

"The three Cs are culture, cuisine, and kissin'"

I took my cat to the vet with a lump

They gave him antibiotics and drained out all the gunk

I said "This is what we call the three Bs"

"The three Bs are blood and bile and abscesses"

I want the kind of fame where I can become a CIA asset

The everyday everyman-turned-action-hero

A universally belovеd and relatable towering Adonis

A bronzе God, I wanna ride the Twin Peaks

To How I Met Your Mother pipeline

I'm Ray Wise and you are Ray Extremely Daft

Do it badly, you can do it badly

Do it badly, you can

It's allowed, it's allowed, it's allowed

You could do better but no one could prove it

Do it badly, you can do it badly

Do it badly, you can

It's allowed, it's allowed, it's allowed

You could do better but no one could prove it

Do it badly

Do it badly, you can do it badly

Do it badly, you can

It's allowed, it's allowed, it's allowed

You could do better but no one could prove it

Do it badly, you can do it badly

Do it badly, you can

It's allowed, it's allowed, it's allowed

You could do better but no one could prove it

Do it badly

And your dad was having the greatest day of his life

Burger and car moment after burger and car moment

No longer a baby boy, but a baby man

Until tragedy struck and he was served

Pint of Guinness in a Madri glass

Do it badly